Traffic

My theory on traffic is that if everybody on the road would just keep on driving, then traffic wouldn't exist.



Think about it:  if all drivers could just make a pact along the lines of "once on the road, never stop moving till you're off the road," then driving throughout the great state of New Jersey would be so much easier for all.

Now I know that there are many fascinating things along the road to look at, such as trees, building, and perhaps the occasional police car with its lights flashing...but if we could all somehow join together and agree to overcome our urges and simply drive on by the next time we see a guy on the side of the road looking under his hood, then the highways of New Jersey would become oh so much easier to navigate.

So if you're reading this, then please make an internal pledge to start contributing to the betterment of mankind by agreeing with my mantra: "Once on the road, never stop moving till you're off the road."

Remember, traffic is an ongoing problem, but you have the power to become the cause or the solution. The choice is yours...but if you choose the former, then I will give you the finger the next time I pass you on the road.