Piss Delay

Sometimes I experience bouts of Piss Delay throughout the day.



Piss Delay occurs when you find yourself needing to go to the bathroom but are unable to do so for an extended period of time due to sudden circumstances outside of your control.

For example:

You're about to go to the bathroom when suddenly the phone rings, and several minutes later, you're still explaining to the person on the other end of the line that no, Hector doesn't live here, nor has he ever lived here, sorry, can I go pee now?

Or:

You're about to go the bathroom when suddenly the doorbell rings, and it's a some college-aged hippie asking you to sign a petition that'll help save the environment, and several minutes later, even after you've signed the darn thing, the guy is still going on and on about how the government is torturing trees, not realizing that he, ironically, is torturing your bladder.

Sometimes, if you're super special, both of the above-listed examples will occur back to back so as to provide a more extended version of Piss Delay. Of course, after this happens, you find yourself so worked up over your Piss Delay that you have no choice but to quickly document said feelings by writing them down on your blog, thereby contributing yourself to the Piss Delay and becoming a well-integrated part of the problem.

So having said all of that...I'm going to go put an end to this madness. NOW.